1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
8| Max. ...my real name's Matthew, but I'll end you if you call me that.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?
16

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
PIZZA.
...also cheese fries.

4. And your favorite drinks?
Soda. Don't you DARE question my health. Let me die of heart disease in peace.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
K-kaysy. >>;;;;;;;;;;

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
lfksdfldsknflmaybe.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite colour?
Blue. Dark blue. C: Red's my second favorite.

8. who’s your favorite author?
READING IS FOR WUSSES.

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Seeing as I'm not retarded and can see the question underneath this one, I think I'm gonna just avoid answering this.

10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?
TECHNICALLY, yeah. 8| My half-sister Lizzie. She looks like a younger, sober version of her psychotic mom and it creeps me out.

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
Spiderman.
I'm not kidding.

12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?
EVERYONE EVER.
Cept like... Kaysy Twi Sirius Ken and all those people who I don't hate.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Kill you for suggesting it.

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
Punch her.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Dunno! When I was little I wanted to be a werewolf when I grew up. Then I wanted to have crazy powers when I grew up.
...ironic as fuck, isn't it?

16. What's your worst nightmare?
There's no way in hell I would share that with anyone.

17. What's your lifelong dream?
Dunno really.

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
Punch you in the face because you're annoying.

19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?
The roof. It's nice and quiet up there, I can see the sky and almost the entire city... plus it involves climbing through my window, so no one really bugs me up there.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Figuring out ways to kill you.
Yeah.
That's right.

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!
...am I allowed to tag YOU and make YOU answer a whole bunch of retarded pointless questions I make up?